i looked down at my penisI looked down at my penis. I couldn’t believe my eyes, someone had thrown a javelin up my pisshole, and I hadn’t even fucking noticed. How fucking effeminate is that I immediately did what any normal human being would do in a time like this, I had a wank.i looked down at my penis
As I was reaching a higher level, and discovering that I seemed to have a fetish for javelins, it struck me. No, not the fact that I would probably have to have my penis amputated, but a footballer.
I picked up the footballer, and with great fury flung it towards its owner. I now looked back down at my penis and attended to its business, and with great discomfort an
when i grow up i want to be...When I grow up I want to be a…. shit, nigger, cunt, faggot, dick, piss sucking, mother fucking, paki, son of a bitch, ass steaking, crotch biting, gay, black, blow job giving, spunk licking, clit rubbing, bell end gnawing, Jewish, lesbian, asshole widening,dictator, anal probing, tit fucking, spic, heroin addict, prostitute, sheep fucking, child raping, serial killer, necrophilia craving, Satan worshiping, cannibalistic, moronic, two timing, pedo, porn star, chinky, pot smoking, murder committing, perverted, old, communist, bald, un-potty trained, crap collecting, baby seducing, rapist, Christian, atheist, anarchist, debaser, asshole, weak, pwhen i grow up i want to be...
Torn with AnguishMould me into something bold something I can master Build me up to be willing to please Make me into your little princess but all is lost Not they way you want me Never wanted! A mistake, a mistake always known Insecure in times No closure, no time has become foolish A Gaping holeTorn with Anguish
For all too see
For all to deceive Break trust - make more, to break more Broken hearts break Never to be rekindled in such cruel intentions You never knew how much love was
Till you’d lost the connection She knew deep down
The doubt over
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I'm the backwards man i can walk as fast as i can
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot!
RULES:
1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course.
2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitly get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don’t take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!
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Rules Are Made To Be Broken!!!
YOU HAVE BEEN SEXED!
Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends who you think don't get much lovin' (or maybe they do!) and, SEX THEM! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) This is for any one you think is hot!
RULES:
1- You can sex the person who sexed you, of course.
2- You can sex the same person as many times as you can (c'mon, ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*
3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!
4- You should sex in public! Be adventurous, damnit. Paste it on their user page so they feel slutty!
5- Random sex is perfectly okay!
6- Please, don't worry about same gender sexing, it's HOT.
7- You should most definitly get started fuckin' right away!
This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOW BAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (and roughed up!). Please don’t take this too personally, BUT I JUST FUCKED YOU!
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I could give you the world; or I could take it all away...
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~ratm-club, ~All-Things-Rock
If you have any questions, just ask!
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A clear conscience is most ofter a sign of bad memory.
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Suburbia: where they rip out trees and then name streets after them.
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